I’d like to start off my journal with fact I had a fantastic time kayaking, in Wales. Unfortunately the water level was little bit too shallow; there were one hell of a lot of rocks to dodge. I can’t really say the food was great, mainly because I eat nothing (but that’s not the point).

Anyway, I thought you might all want to hear about the man trapped in slow-mo! He works in the local one-stop- shop in town and works nights on week days. He may not sound so spectacular but you only realise when you reach his checkout. Every time he picks up each item scans it at a very low speed and takes about 20 seconds to find each button on the till keyboard!

I’m sorry, but there is no one on the planet that could possibly move so slowly and I have no Idea how he could be living with himself. The only thing I think he could be ever be good at, is working in a bar in Ireland and he’ll have to pour all the pints of Guinness.

Moving on. I heard the first Christmas song on the radio last week, it’s only November, what going on? One the subject of music, I’m doing house dance at school and we’re dancing to thriller and it’s truly awesome. In the rehearsals today almost every other group is doing the same song! – Fight For This Love! – I hate that song, so much . I never want to hear it ever again. Something else I noticed was that in all the years below year nine, they can’t properly. They sort of dance actions to words of songs and it’s just really weird, but if you go past year nine the dances flow so well... makes no sense!

My final excitement over the past few weeks is that I’ve downloaded Weezer’s new album, Raditude. The new songs are quite different from their other music but I think it’s good that they’re trying new styles of music. The bonus tracks from the deluxe addition are not that great; it’s Weezer were talking about here, so you can’t really complain about it. Sad thing is that The “colour coded” album thing they kinda had going has come to an end, with a dog flying through the air on the cover